The Beginning – Paperback
The Beginning (Book 1) — Paperback (signed)
An Animal Life: The Beginning is an original award-winning, romantic drama complete with medical mystery and an irreverent cast of characters – Signed by the Author – 100% net proceeds support the charity of your choice – Enjoy it or your money back (see description below)!
An ex K-9 cop, a standardbred harness racer and a Brooklyn-born beauty queen walk into a bar… Add a rabbi, an Olympic gymnast, and a rough-hewn commercial fisherman from Maine and it must be Friday Night Happy Hour at the School of Veterinary Medicine. Come along with Jack, Hoss, Kerri and the other first-year students of the Death Row Crew as they navigate their irreverent, demanding and exciting new world of veterinary medicine.
An Animal Life: The Beginning is a scientific medical mystery (animals and people are dying) and a quest for True Love (with a real cowboy) that unfolds as newbie first-year students struggle to survive the academic gauntlet of veterinary school. If you love animals and ever wanted to go to vet school (and you like to read and laugh), here’s your chance to experience the joys and challenges without being kicked, scratched or bitten and at 0.00001% the cost of tuition.
Since we only want you to be happy and entertained, if you’re dissatisfied with our work for any reason just drop us an email and we’ll refund your full purchase price— you can keep the book as a gift (and we’ll still pay the charity donation for you)! No joke.
This book is chock full of healthy wholesome stuff: there are words, illustrations, appendices laden with hidden jokes, and more! You can feel good about purchasing An Animal Life knowing that that every word is 100% recycled— we took the words you love to use every day and put them in an entirely unique and original order (it just feels good to do right by the environment…).
This is a paperback book printed with black (or fully dark gray) liquid ink on high-quality paper— it’s an original, hand-signed creation.